Match these lines to the proper Roger tune, then add up the points to see how faithful a worshiper you've been.

1. "Such a thrill, when your radials squeal!" (1 pt)   answer

2. "With your bare-arse cheek, you should be on Page 3"   (2 pts)  answer

3. "I'm sick of wise guys feedin' me all these verisimilitudes!"   (3 pts)  answer

4. "Love has become a four letter word." (3 pts)  answer

5. "We don't make ships, and we don't make cars, but we look real good hanging out in bars." (1 pt)  answer

6. "We learned more in the pool hall than we did in the school hall." (1 pt)  answer

7. "She said, 'You never know just what you can do, until I show you.' " ( 4 pts)  answer

8. "We really hope the dope'll make you clap at all the crap that you've been sold." (3 pts) answer

9. "Your immortal (mortal?) mind will show you just which road to travel on." (5 pts)  answer

10. "He said, 'Give up that stereo, boy.' I said, 'I've only got two ears.' " ( 5 pts)  answer

11. "And if one time you told me that you cared for me, you would renovate my soul." ( 3 pts)  answer

12. "I could see she had for me a burger with my fries on." ( 3 pts)  answer

13. "Get a hairpiece on your chest and a ring through your nose." (1 pt)  answer

14.  "Look at Iran.  Jesus!" ( 3 pts)  answer

15. "You have to stop now, guys. You can't afford me anymore." (2 pts)  answer

How many points did you get?

1-10:  An utter heathen! But don't worry.  It's not too late to repent!  Just send me a cheque for a very large sum of money, and your sins shall be forgiven.  Now chant with me, brothers and sisters!  Rogeroooom.   Rogerooooom. Rogerooooom.

11-20:  Well, you have obviously seen the light, but you have been lax in your devotions.  Get thee hence to the White Queen's Temple to the Blond-ish God of Percussion immediately!  (After you've thoroughly finished perusing MY site, of course.)

21-30:  Not bad!  Not bad at all!  Have you by any chance considered a career in the Clergy?  How does a strict diet of bread, water, and Roger pix grab you? Hmmm?

31-40: Wow!  A true disciple!  A rare and wondrous thing! Now I pray thee, get thyself up off thy knees, and get thyself a life!