Miscellaneous Music Jokes
 

How many Country & Western singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five.  One to change the bulb and four to sing about how much they long for the old one.
How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two.  One to put in the new bulb, and one to eat the old one. or...

Two.  One to change the bulb and one to smash the old one on his forehead.
What happens if you play Blues music backwards?

Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison.
What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?

New Age Music
What does it say on a Blues player's tombstone?

I didn't wake up this morning...
Know how to make a million dollars playing Jazz?

Start with two million.
How many Deadheads does it take to change a light bulb?

10,001.  One to change the bulb and 10,000 to follow it around until it burns out.
How many Jazz Musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

None.  Jazz players can't afford light bulbs. or...

Don't worry about the changes, we'll just fake it.
What do you get if you cross a diminished chord with an augmented chord?

A demented chord.
Why was the music theorist drunk?

He tried to use a fifth with his tonic.
How many music critics does it take to change a light bulb?

None.  They work in the dark. or...

Music critics don't know how to change light bulbs, but rest assured, they'll find something wrong with the way YOU do it.
What do you call someone who goes to Heaven, but has to enter through the kitchen?

A musician.
What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?

Deaf.

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